I have two girls (7 and 3) and have been married for 10 years. While I am blessed with everything, there is a lack of sanity that I need to write about. This is my blog that two dear friends (Heidi and Sue) said that I could accomplish..thank you. If you are offended, you may not want to read any further. Comments are welcome and thanks for stopping by...
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Monday, December 31, 2012
Oh look, Ching looks like a hero and I look like a tree killer.
Happy Holidays from the Wangs! There is nothing like the insanity of Christmas to truly appreciate a very quiet New Year. The insanity included plenty of holiday faux pas that probably scarred my children right into 2013.
1. That stupid elf burned me again. I got up to December 23 without "Mike". But he was found by the genius Nana of Maine.
Mom: Jude, look what I found? He was packed up right on the shelf. How ironic...perhaps he could join us?
JCW: Oh shit...Great...hope you are not looking for more drinky drink.
In the two days that I was supposed to "place" him, I forgot both times. I also let Rachel hold him.
LAW: "Mom, you're not letting Rachel hold him are you?"
JCW: "Um, no..." As I swat that creepy elf out of Rachel's hand.
RJW: Now, crying...
LAW: He isn't supposed to be touched...he is Magic...Magic Mike.
JCW: This isn't Magic Mike...that's for sure.
2. The facade of Santa Claus--really, Laurel? You still believe? Hasn't that little shit at school ruined for you yet? If her friend didn't, I probably will.
JCW: "Laurel, I am so glad you liked all the gifts you got. Mom and Dad (mainly Mom) worked very hard picking them out and wrapping them."
LAW: "I thought Santa brought some of my gifts." Her eyes shifting left then right.
JCW: "Oh...of course. Yeah, that's what I meant."
LAW: "I like how you and Santa use the same paper."
JCW: "Yeah, we share...hey Laurel, want a cookie?" Thanks Santa for letting me lie to my kid and them distract with sugar.
3. Never take down a fake tree in front of your kids. (My kids) acted like I was dismembering a body. (First of all, the Wangs are a fake tree family. Judge if you must...every season, I am saving a tree from being cut. I couldn't even type that without rolling my eyes. It is a fiscally responsible. For three Christmases, we avoided paying $75 for a good, real tree by owning a tree that cost $250 back in 2010. Christmas 2013, we will be in the black--Christmas joy for everyone!) Laurel and Rachel know that the tree is kept in parts, in a box, in the basement. But seeing me yank the top, middle and bottom really threw them for a loop like I was killing the tree. I waited until Ching took them out for something fun so they didn't see me woman-handle the branches back into their upright position while at the same time jamming them in the box. Oh look, Ching looks like a hero and I look like a tree killer.
Not a stellar job on my part...but it's done. For those who felt like you conquered like the season like a champ, Laurel would like to let you know that only 359 days until Christmas 2013.
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