Tonight, Rachel looked at me with a smile, bursting off her face. She exclaimed with glee, "I have a head!" Recently, I complained that I couldn't understand a lot of what she was saying. Recently, either her verbal skills have become much better or I just finally get it. She will make these clear, simple discoveries that even turn my cynical heart into mush. (The normal JCW would say "no shit" but as a mother, I can't help but be excited of her discovery.) She then goes through a list of people that have heads...Mommy (yay for me), Daddy, Laurel, Nana..etc.
I then think about how many discoveries she will have over time...Honestly, I am thinking of a time that somewhat glaze over her childhood but jumps right into pre-teen. These discoveries may or may not have the same glee:
I have small boobs:
(JCW)--Yeah, about that...boobs aren't our thing in the family. They tend to be small. Not a big deal (literally and figuratively), honestly this does make buying every day shirts and blouses much easier. As for low cut prom dresses...really? This isn't an award show, you know. Unless you are a pop teen sensation that affords your mom an early retirement, no cleavage for you!
I hate math:
Yeah, how much does it suck...um, stink? The secret is "debating" the teacher about partial credit. Could mean the difference between a C to a B minus.
Boys are stupid:
Honestly they are not. Only the ones that act like douche bags.
I am funny:
I know! How awesome is it to have a good comeback? This is fabric of the females in our family. You know...you have to be pretty freakin' smart to gauge a witty comeback. Never apologize for that.
It's easy to get Daddy to buy me things...
Yeah, I have noticed that skill of you and your sister for many years. Pretty good...Usually I have to barter a line on the spreadsheet but you girls have a gift. Please let me know...
But, back in present day, I am very satisfied about your discovery...Yes, we all have a head. A brain..not everyone but we will address that later.