CCW 1, JCW 0..

While Laurel brought in her homemade Valentines to school, Rachel had to bring in something too.  Sounds simple but..not so much..

CCW:  I signed Rachel up for a snack.  She needs to bring apples on Tuesday.
JCW:  Did they say how many they would like?
CCW: No
JCW:  Is it for a Valentine's Day Party?
CCW: I am not sure.  But I think they specified that they would like red apples.
JCW:  Are they using the apples for a color lesson (red)?
CCW: (Getting nervous and regretting signing Rachel up for anything right now. ) I don't know.
JCW:  Well, I am just not sure if they just want the apples for a lesson or a snack.  If they specified red, they may be focusing on the color.  If it was for a snack, I would peel and cut the apples. The color of the skin would be irrelevant at that point. Anyway, I can't bring in apples not prepped.  It is bad enough that I drop Rachel off in record speed.
CCW: I don't know
JCW:  That wasn't a question
CCW: I just put Rachel's name next to apples..
JCW: Would you like to leave the room and I will ask prior to bringing them in?
CCW: Yes..I tried..(quickly darts away like a spooked cat)

What the hell was that?  I can't tell if I am the dominant gender right now or he just pulled a fast one with claiming to know very little so I would do it..God damn..it's the latter.  Wasn't this an episode of Everyone Loves Raymond?  CCW 1, JCW 0..