While I thoroughly enjoy the benefits of buying in bulk from B.J's, this happens.
(Just to set the stage, Ching likes to go and do this type of shopping. I am not sure if it has to do with buying mass quantities of meat or toilet paper or the fact that he is the hero for saving some money. Today, I sent him with a list and on that list was deodorant for me with a coupon. For a package of four, you could use a $2 coupon therefore four pit sticks are $10. I didn't care what the scent was, he just need to get the right brand.)
I got my sticks but also..this...
CCW: Jude, sorry I got the cheaper of the two brands.
JCW: What? What you got is fine. (It was Degree. This wasn't sticks of Sure left over from 1982.)
CCW: I just shouldn't have been cheap for you. Maybe I should have spent more and given you a better brand. Maybe something with more punch...
JCW: I say nothing...my look alone tells him that he has mucked up.
CCW: Also says nothing...just shifts right to left like he either has to pee or just wants to leave.
JCW: Are you saying that I need a more powerful deodorant because I stink so good?
CCW: Oh..no..uh... And he skittles away like a rodent.
What the hell was that? I truly can't figure out if that was a backhanded comment to admit that he doesn't treat me as well as he should or blatant hint that I reek. Perhaps I should shower more on the weekends....
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