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Sunday, June 30, 2013

Perhaps I should shower more on the weekends....

While I thoroughly enjoy the benefits of buying in bulk from B.J's, this happens.

(Just to set the stage, Ching likes to go and do this type of shopping.  I am not sure if it has to do with buying mass quantities of meat or toilet paper or the fact that he is the hero for saving some money.  Today, I sent him with a list and on that list was deodorant for me with a coupon.  For a package of four, you could use a $2 coupon therefore four pit sticks are $10.  I didn't care what the scent was, he just need to get the right brand.)

I got my sticks but also..this...

CCW:  Jude, sorry I got the cheaper of the two brands.
JCW:  What?  What you got is fine.  (It was Degree.  This wasn't sticks of Sure left over from 1982.)
CCW:  I just shouldn't have been cheap for you.  Maybe I should have spent more and given you a better brand.  Maybe something with more punch...
JCW:  I say nothing...my look alone tells him that he has mucked up.
CCW:  Also says nothing...just shifts right to left like he either has to pee or just wants to leave.
JCW:  Are you saying that I need a more powerful deodorant because I stink so good?
CCW:  Oh..no..uh...  And he skittles away like a rodent.

What the hell was that?  I truly can't figure out if that was a backhanded comment to admit that he doesn't treat me as well as he should or blatant hint that I reek.  Perhaps I should shower more on the weekends....

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