It does remind me to take my Prozac each day...

With 2012 just a few days away, I am making a wish that I see significantly less of the following things in the new year:
1.  The name Kardashian..it's not the baby like voice that they all use, or all that eye make-up (remember when we used to make fun of Tammy Faye Baker?  How come we don't make fun of Kourtney, Kim, or Khloe?), it's the mother..making a 10% comp on everything that her kids do ranging from homemade porn to fake weddings.  She sullied E Entertainment television and even the letter "K".
2.  Adele..I used to love listening to her music on the radio.  Rolling in the Deep has the best lyrics coupled with the most controlled vocal ever made.  But Holy Christ, if I hear Someone like You one more time during my morning/evening commute, I might take a razor to my left wrist.  (I will find the positive.  It does remind me to take my Prozac each day.)
3.  Stories of famous people going to rehab/prison.  I understand they are getting help or doing time but there is part of me, when I read the story, that is jealous.  Imagine the solitude..sometimes I wish for solitude (but with the prison/rehab version, I would have to dodge a big woman named Tiny.)
4.  LOL and LMFAO--I hate these acronyms.  If you have to use them to tell the reader that what you are saying is funny...IT'S NOT FREAKIN' FUNNY!  If Laurel ever comes home using these two acronyms..I will have to wash her mouth out with soap.
5.  Housewives residing in NY, BH, ATL, NJ and anywhere else that Bravo has invaded.  These women are  crazy and cruel. Most of them are in financial ruin trying to live a lifestyle that is out of reach. Some aren't even married!   I feel like I am watching monkeys pick bugs out of their fur with one hand while throwing their own poo with the other.  And I am intrigued and feel dirty every single time.

Not asking for world peace..just a few tidbits here and there...