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Saturday, September 29, 2012

But this statement, not sure how I feel about my husband saying this.


Like I said earlier this week on Facebook, I read the most well written book in a long time.  (Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn)  The book took me four days to read because I have other responsibilities that I couldn't kick to the curb.  The best time to read was the hour before going to sleep.  Of course, this is the time that Ching tries to strike up a conversation.

This sounds terrible but I kind of ignore him as he is chattering away, getting ready for bed.  But this statement, not sure how I feel about my husband saying this.  It gets me to stop reading at a screeching halt.

"I really like using these things you have in the bathroom."
Of course, I, jokingly, think he has turned into a girl and is using my tampons.  But then it gets serious--You're not freakin' using my shampoo?  That shit is expensive.  The only justification that I have for buying it is that I only wash my hair twice a week.  God dammit Ching Wang...you are a daily washer!
I counter with a (trying to stay calm), "Hey..watcha using in there?"
Can't be my moisturizer.  My skin is sensitive and bone dry.  His skin..not going to go there...but it's the opposite of mine.  Oh gross, I hope he isn't using my loofah, sponges on his bod too.  Just in case, I should get him his own..the sponge can be in a masculine dark blue.  Can't be my deodorant...smells too girly for him.  Sometimes too girly for me too so I use his but what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
"These sheets that you have to wash your face...just add water and they get all soapy.  Amazing."
I knew I wasn't going crazy..they were disappearing like he is apparently using them two, three times a day.
"Oh yeah...my Olay cleansing clothes.  Would you like me to get your own container of them?..(you know separate from mine.)?
"Oh, no...it's okay, we can share."

Ching feels like we have bonded a bit more as a married couple.  I am just grateful that he is not using my overpriced shampoo.  And I am hoping he isn't going to talk anymore so I can get back to my book.  (Apparently, I have a reservation in bad wife hell, too.)

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