I am in a rut and I am not sure why (no, I don't need bran).

I am in a rut and I am not sure why (no, I don't need bran).  Usually this type of thing happens at the beginning of March, when everything is wet, muddy and lacking greenery.  This is usually the time of year when nothing tastes good or I feel fully rested.  I blame my mood on cabin fever...perhaps I can blame (my mood) on cabin fever since currently I am not venturing outside my air-conditioned pod.  Maybe I need to step out into the air and sweat my ass off just a little bit more.

I am not funny during this time.  I feel like I am bitching about the same irrelevant point.  I feel like that old person that just tells the same stupid joke..."Get it?"  I am avoiding my blog because I don't feel on my game.  I am avoiding Facebook because I am bitter that people are doing fun things.  Keep in mind..fun things do not include posting what you are serving for dinner.

My daily gym visit needs a change up too because I don't think it is working anymore..hence my pants feeling very tight.  God damn..I think my butt looks like a pumpkin.

I am a bitter hampster on a wheel of Wang family tasks..pick up, grocery shop, laundry, etc.  A special project could be cleaning out Laurel's dresser that is packed with clothes ranging from 3T to 6x..keep in mind Laurel is a size hybrid size medium..she is long but no hips?  I don't know how to deal with that...perhaps a later topic.

CCW's job issue really shook me to the core but it now feels resolved.  My exhale of relief just sounds like a passive aggressive sigh..what the freak, man?

I need a change...not in routine, because my ability to stick to routine is my wheelhouse.  How the freak do you think the Wangs leave the house on time? (What happened this morning is a story for another time.)  I just need something different that gives me a swagger..( I am not talking about that..)

It sounds like my crankiness is borderline menopause?  It's not..I went to Costco and took care of that need in bulk..yay, three months worth for 13.99!

Holy Crap..really a rut..I made a joke about tampon usage...