The majority of the time, as I walk into the home of the Fab Four Family Wang, I tend not to notice a lot. I am home, glad to make it through the door to my peeps. But with any guest, my eyes dart from side to side like I want to make a frantic get away. It doesn't matter who the guest is--Holy Cripe...my eyes see things that I didn't see that morning:
- The myriad of sippy/covered cups and snack wrappers? Apparently my girls don't know where the kitchen sink is or the trash. (Right now, the placing those cups in the dishwasher is a freakin' pipe dream.)
- God damn, Ching has his socks all over the place..all over...like he has 8 feet. How many socks can one man wear and not one in the hamper?
- And, to my dismay, we have a small family of spiders weaving webs all the freak over...
- The previous owners did such a crappy paint job if you look closely..and right now, I am looking closely.
- Laurel is killing me the the toothpaste gobs. Jesus, does she play with it?
- And their (the girls) bathroom that doubles as the guests' bathroom has a tub with a princess mat and a slow drain.
- (God damn, I hope the towels smell fresh.)
- The empty corner in the formal living room is an actual debate between Ching and me...while we want the same chair, he wants it in dark leather and I want it in a fabric that contrasts against the sofa.
- And then the toy over indulgence in the family room..apparently I am just a little bitch to my children's demands. (I am not solely taking the fall---it is Ching too.)
My eyes...my eyes!!! They are darting side to side so fast that I may get a headache. Thankfully I have enough liquid hostess on hand...my home always looks great with that.
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