Well, pass the freakin' peanut butter because we are about to make one hell of a fluffernutter.

Tonight I was thinking about writing more of a fluff piece because tomorrow's (entry) will be a tad longer since it is a special day in the Wang household.  But I did have to chuckle since some (readers) may consider all my writing, fluff.  Well pass the freakin' peanut butter because we are about to make one hell of a fluffernutter.

Sometimes I make pretend I am a guest on a talk show (--there I said it).  I think about all sorts of questions that could be asked and if I am not careful, you might even see my lips slightly moving as the answers go through my head.  One such show, isn't exactly an afternoon show but it does pose a series of the same questions that I thought I would answer.  Tonight I am James Lipton's guest.  In case you don't know who James is (Mom), he has a show on Bravo called "Inside the Actor's Studio."  Actors come on and talk about the timeline of their career.  Prior to the question and answer period, he will ask the same 10 questions.  This show used to be good until this orange hued host (yeah, his make up is that bad) started having hacks on..like Jennifer Lopez.

And James starts question #1:

What is your favorite word?
Joy.  It is simple and makes you smile when you say it.  Joy is a word that means hope, bliss and a full heart.  I would like to punch the guy in the neck who tried to ruin the word by adding it to a candy bar name just because "sometimes he felt like a nut."

What is your least favorite word?
No.  Also simple but it seems to cause discontent and disappointment.  Some people say it because they are too lazy to think of something else or they are a 23 month old named Rachel.

What turns you on?
Diamonds and square footage (JCW--you can't say that!)  A very dry, quick sense of humor--one that doesn't need the acronym of LOL or LMFAO after a written joke.  This humor doesn't need to be protected by someone saying "just kidding" because their humor may not have been understood.

What turns you off?
Arrogance--there is nothing worse than a douche bag. 

What is your favorite curse word?
I don't say that word on my blog.  My mom told me that if I have to use it to make my thought funnier, perhaps I should work on the thought.  But it's a good word to say..it rhymes with truck and can be used as a verb, noun, adjective and adverb.  

What sound do you love?
I love hearing Laurel and Rachel laugh.  Their laughter is very distinct--Laurel has a careful, toss your head back loud giggle while Rachel has a belly laugh that is shaking a bowl full of jelly.

What sound do you hate?
Fingernails down a chalkboard..I can't write more than that without cringing.

What profession would you like to try?
I would love to be part of a writing team of a very smart television show--my ab muscles would be ripped from laughing so much.  And I bet the craft service table is pretty good.

What profession would you not like to try?
Proctologist--it is hard enough dealing with figurative assholes..I can't imagine dealing with the literal ones.

What do you want to hear God say when you reach the pearly gates?
Well, this is a stretch..

And with that, we will turn it over to the students for questions...