Anyway, benefit of the doubt..it's just a nip.

Jennifer Lopez's nipple apparently slipped out last night.  I didn't see it long enough to check if it was used as a chew toy or if it kind of has a wonkiness to it.  Perhaps too much information but nursing made me a little wonky in the front.  Laurel preferred left, therefore left hangs much lower.  To actually make my nips look level you have to tilt your head a bit.  (I have sunk to this level..)

Probably a PR ploy but surprisingly, I will give her the benefit of the doubt.  Perhaps she is just a tired mom like me..we could hang out.  (Dude, if we hung out..it would be my girls, Heidi, Sue, Lesley, Kathy, my sister Jess and my mom..we are all mothers..but no Ching..he is an ass man.)  Anyway, benefit of the doubt..it's just a nip.

My assumption is just a mere nip slip..Granted her nip slip is from Zuhair Murad gown (you know I had to check on the spelling of that one--what happened to Marchesa or Cavalli, which I could spell? ) My nip slip is out of an old worn out bra that was purchased online at OneHanesPlace.

I have had a million "nip slips" ranging from: some sort of bodily fluid on my coat or suit which was seen at work; clothes that I thought fit okay but by 10:00, realize they are much too tight: and my favorite, pregnant belly underhang.  For those of you never been pregnant, there will come a point when your balloony tops just don't provide full coverage. You think they do..but they don't.  You don't realize the exposure until you are out and about.  The cold air hits the centimeters of skin just peaking out from under too small blouse.  It is white trash awesome.

When I was younger, I would have been mortified..now, not really.  I am not sure if I should chalk it up to immodesty or prioritizing my worries.  Perhaps Jennifer (because we are on a first name basis) is the same way.  Maybe prior to the stage, her little boy hugged her so hard that it shifted her top therefore caused the nip.  Rachel has been known to hang on my Adidas track pants every now and then and even in public (Shaws aisle # 4 to be exact) ..two seconds and anyone could see my grannies..

So after everything we have be through Jennifer..surprisingly, I have got your back...(and man, it is a big one..much to Ching's delight.)