Thank you for making sure I don't become a momager or a pimp or whatever you call yourself.

Since Mother's Day is back on at the Wangs, I thought I would say thank you to a few.

Miss June Boo-Boo or whatever her name is...she validates that importance of education and portion control from the four food groups that I bestow on the girls.

First Lady, Michelle Obama--even when I feel silently judged by a child care provider, teacher, another parent or a random person at the grocery store, I am not on the world stage.  My parental abilities are not in the spotlight.  I thank you for the reality check.  (But I am still jealous that you don't make lunches.)

Kris Jenner---If I ever feel like I am pushing my girls for the wrong reason and benefiting from it, I back away because of you.  Thank you for making sure I don't become a momager or a pimp or whatever you call yourself.

All new moms over the past year---I know this is a very exciting, exhausting but overwhelming time.  I could see your joy in every Facebook post.  I wouldn't trade that time for anything but I am never doing that again.  Thank you for validating my IUD nestled just right in my uterus.

Dina Lohan--No matter how much I think I am mucking up Laurel and Rachel and think I am the worse parent in the world...nope, that title belongs to you.

Mother Nature...the mother of all mothers...letting us know that your schedule can be crushed by by a foot of snow.  Thank you for keeping my goals in perspective.

Marissa Mayer, Sheryl Sandberg and that weird woman who wants to marry off 22 year old Princeton chics---While you are either leaning in or ranking your priorities as God, Family and Yahoo, you did get me to think.  I owe you lots of muffins for the blog gold and while I may not agree with you, I thought.  I love it when my girls see the wheels in motion.

Happy Mother's Day...I wish you a box of ice cream sandwiches with some peace and quiet.