I am not one of those people that says TGIF---I actually like to say TGI-FU.

I don't like Friday mornings.   I am not one of those people that says TGIF---I actually like to say TGI-FU.  When people say, "Hey, it's Friday!", every bone in my body needs to hold back my retort of, "No shit--Friday usually comes after Thursday."  And those that say "Happy Friday" just need to hear themselves talk.

My pissy Friday morning rant starts in my mind (a legit sign that I am crazy) usually before my feet hit the floor.  As I am getting ready for work, I curse at the lack of fun or relaxation that I will get during the next two days.  I then go through the list...of joy.

1.  Pick Up the House...because there is a fear of putting things back.
2.  Laundry...no one can stay clean.
3.  Grocery Shop...because God forbid if we try to fast once in awhile...
4.  Go to UPS...I need to send a pair of shoes back.  I was hoping to wear them to work but I worried that they may be too high/aggressive.  Ching confirmed my fear when he asked if I was going for the stripper look.
5.  Trip to Costco...a good 45 days of constant snacks needs to be refreshed.  Ching told me that we should try to go healthier with our selection.  If that worked, I wouldn't have to go to Costco because we still have his "healthy choices" that were not opened by the girls (or him).
6.  Plan my teacher appreciation breakfast menu because bringing in a box of donuts will not suffice.
7.  Put my winter wool suits away in storage.
8.  Pedicure since I am now wearing spring/summer clothes and sandals.
9.  Shave my legs--perhaps I should do this before #8 unless I want to tip a whole hell of a lot more.
10. Quick note to a mom--when I bolted this morning while Laurel was with her kid, I hope she didn't think that I was dumping Laurel to wait and to walk her inside.  Laurel specifically asked me to hit the road and she didn't have to ask me twice.
11.  Clothes shopping with Laurel...Mother Nature is not cutting me any slack with warmer weather.  I have winter clothes and summer but not a lot of transition.
12.  Put Rachel on the Potty...feeble attempt #3 for at least a #1.
13.  Discuss a possible weekend destination for anniversary get away with Ching...because this list isn't awesome enough.

And now you know why I can't help but grab one of those chocolate chip muffins before I tether myself to my desk.  It quells the bitterness or it least it temporarily shuts me up because I never talk with my mouth full.