But if you call yourself classy, you may not want 69 in your name.

Something odd has happened in my social e-mail.  Apparently, my address has been entered, in error, in a Match.com profile for some dude in England.  Everyday, I get several notifications that my profile has been viewed or that I have several matches.  There is a touch of sentimentality when I see these e-mails since online dating was how Ching and I met.  But our meeting was long ago when online dating was so new that rarely would I admit that's how I met him.  Also there were no pictures posted--now this seems to be the requirement.

Since I am incredibly nosy and this error seems to be a sign to be a voyeur (and write about it), I thought I would take a peek at someone that has looked at this dude's profile.  I came upon a woman who's name is ClassyLady0969.  It is obvious to that she is 44 and has a September birthday, but if you call yourself classy, you may not want 69 in your name.

Oh Jesus, she is divorced.  Wonder what happened?  Was it her?  Regardless, she is used baggage.  And yes, I know the double edge sword.  If she is divorced--used goods.  If never married, I assume she is a whack job.

She describes herself as slender and lists all the workouts that she does on a weekly basis.  At the end of this list, she pointedly says that she loves to eat out too.  Well, if that doesn't scream, "I throw up between the main entree and dessert", I don't know what else would.

ClassyLady works from home and has a flexible schedule--that with the 69 notation in her name makes me guess that she is a hooker but I am critical.  Perhaps she is a masseuse.

She likes to travel and she lists the places where she would like to go...and she has some pretty pricey destinations.  This chick isn't looking for a special on Expedia.

Classy specifically says that she doesn't smoke.  "No Way" is listed next to the smoking question--yeah, this broad bums a Marlboro light after three drinks

And then I take a look at her pictures.  Oh no...let's put it this way.  Classy takes selfies and posts them on Facebook when she needs a little pick me up.

She doesn't look 44--She looks older to me.  Then this just me, not accepting that I am in my 40's.  I think this is what 40 looks like.

But she is brave for putting herself out there.  I am not sure I could...especially if there were male versions of me out there.