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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Again, please don't use the word. This would be considered the "P" word.

The set up to the conversation is this:  Laurel has a friend at camp that is acting kind of weird.  She is being demanding, moody, etc.  Sounds like she is trying the alpha dog role.  Laurel is freaked out by the whole thing but Ching and I told her that she needs to stand up for herself.  If her friend is bothering her, either tell her to knock it off or walk away.

So with this info, this conversation happened at dinner last night.

CCW:  Laurel, how was your friend today?
LAW:  She was kind of weird but I told her what you told me to say.
JCW:  Good for you for standing up for yourself.
CCW:  Did she still act pissy?
JCW:  Really, Ching?  Pissy?
LAW:  Um...
JCW:  Laurel, do you know what pissy means?
LAW:  Not really.
JCW:  You know how your sister is in the other room refusing to come to the dinner table and acting cranky?  That's pissy.  It's not a nice word to use.  Please don't use it.  Pissy is a way of describing someone cranky.  Piss is another way of saying pee and pissed off means to be really mad.  Again, please don't use the word.  This would be considered the "P" word.  Wow, where the freak did that come from?  I knew I was the master of the swear words but I was so matter of fact and clinical.  I am calling it now--I am explaining all swear words.  Kind of like calling shotgun.
LAW:  Ha!  You said pee!

And there you go.

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