I pride myself on a quick, witty comeback. Verbal skills-agile like a cat, stealth like a ninja --that's me! ( I don't have athletic grace--you need to give me this one.) In 2011, there was a particular exchange with Mr. Ching Wang that I have labeled the Zinger of the Year.
JCW: I watched The Town last night. You were right, it was quite good.
CCW: I liked it...Blake Lively is so hot.
JCW: The girl who played the skank?
CCW: Exactly.
(Oh Christ..)
JCW: So did you know she is currently dating Leonardo DiCaprio?
CCW: Really? (Clearly deflated, like #1, he isn't married and #2, he had a shot.)
JCW: He started dating her after he broke up with Bar. (I am twisting the knife now because of the skank comment. If I tried to pull off skank..I would just look dirty. Ching thought Bar Rafeali was hot too)
CCW: God..I just wish..I just wish I could be Leo's penis for a day.
JCW: (Not missing a beat) That's ironic Ching because I wish I could just have his penis for a day.
BAM!! JCW 1, CCW 0 Here's to many more in 2012!
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