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Friday, December 30, 2011

Agile like a cat, stealth like a ninja...

(Quick warning--this story contains the words penis and skank..personally I usually just take offense to the word skank.)

I pride myself on a quick, witty comeback.  Verbal skills-agile like a cat, stealth like a ninja --that's me!  ( I don't have athletic grace--you need to give me this one.)  In 2011, there was a particular exchange with Mr. Ching Wang that I have labeled the Zinger of the Year.

JCW:  I watched The Town last night.  You were right, it was quite good.
CCW:  I liked it...Blake Lively is so hot.
JCW:  The girl who played the skank?
CCW:  Exactly.
(Oh Christ..)
JCW:  So did you know she is currently dating Leonardo DiCaprio?
CCW:  Really?  (Clearly deflated, like #1, he isn't married and #2, he had a shot.)
JCW:  He started dating her after he broke up with Bar.  (I am twisting the knife now because of the skank comment.  If I tried to pull off skank..I would just look dirty.  Ching thought Bar Rafeali was hot too)
CCW:  God..I just wish..I just wish I could be Leo's penis for a day.
JCW:  (Not missing a beat) That's ironic Ching because I wish I could just have his penis for a day.

BAM!!  JCW 1, CCW 0   Here's to many more in 2012!

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